To Seeing the Invisible

Oh god, girl scout cookies . How else do you explain people’s extreme willingness to consume 10,000 calories in one sitting? That shit ain’t no joke. Despite what the boxes want you to believe, the cookies are not made with teamwork, leadership and love. They’re made with lard and a hint of black tar heroin. And then there's Chipotle . Chipotle is not for sissies. Those burritos do not fuck around. First of all, they weigh as much as one of the Olsen Twins. Secondly, they’re 1200 calories, probably more. But you know what? They’re worth it. They’re the best fake Mexican food I’ve ever had. Like Girl Scout cookies, I am convinced they’re also laced with something. Who knows what they’re putting in the sour cream? Probably vanilla ice cream with whipped cream or something. Time to go running now..

This is to that awkward moment when you buy tons of junk food from a store, and you get the feeling that the cashier is judging you. I really want to say that I dont give a crap about what you think, but obviously I do. Hey asshole, for all you know, I could be buying them for my friends, and 3 bags of Reeses Cups and a case of butter cookies is not an uncommon thing.