To a Love/Hate Relationship
You : Are you going to be nice to me today? Hangover : You mean like you were nice to me last night? Thanks for all the sake bombs, and I lovved that final shot of 151, you jerk. I have feelings too you know! You : My bad, really. I wasn't planning to, we were all having a good time, and..things got out of hand... Hangover : I'm so tired of your excuses. To teach you a lesson, I'm going to be a pain in the ass today. You : Are you serious? Please don't. I have so much shit to do today.. Hangover : You should have thought about that last night before you let Lewis ICE you three times. I don't mean to be a dick or anything, but the only way you'll learn is if I ruin your life today. You : Ugh, fine. Let’s just go get something to eat. I’m starving. Can you please fix yourself though? You look like a garbage can. I can’t bring you in public looking like that. Hangover : I’m a freaking hangover, for god’s sake. It’s my job to bring shame and loo...